Boys are stinky. Check 'em out

You know it. You were a boy once, right?

Feet, farts, balls, anus, taint, penis, pits, toes. Sweaty smelly socks and jockstraps, piss/shit/cum stained briefs and their casually wiped assholes make 'em stink like a crew of overworked stevedores. 

They stink. They don't wash anything off after they cum wherever it lands in their pubic hair, and they never use a sink after a piss. Their locker rooms reek of male body odors and they are all happy about it, and revel in joyous camaraderie as they marinate in each other's manly musk.
 

The 5:30 am boot camp latrine situation

The latrine at 0530 is a goddamn jungle: thick, humid air that hits you like a wet towel the second you push through the door. Fluorescent lights buzzing overhead, floor already slick with water and bare feet. Smell slams into you first: piss, shit, cheap soap, and that unmistakable sour-sweet funk of twenty dudes who just rolled out of racks after sweating through the night. It’s rank. It’s nasty. And every single one of them breathes it in like it’s morning coffee.

Rows of open toilets, no stalls, no doors, just porcelain thrones lined up like it’s a production line. Half the platoon is already posted up, elbows on knees, grunting out last night’s chow while morning wood juts out in front of them like flagpoles. Nobody hides it. You sit, you shit, your dick sticks straight up or slaps against your thigh while you push. The guy next to you does the same. Sometimes you both laugh about it. Sometimes you just nod and keep straining.
Urinals are packed shoulder-to-shoulder. Guys still half-asleep, eyes barely open, leaning forward with one hand braced on the wall, the other lazily aiming a thick rope of piss that hasn’t quite softened yet. Morning piss is always heavy, dark, steaming in the cool porcelain. Streams cross, splash, echo. Someone farts loud enough to rattle the tiles and the whole row cracks up.Showers are worse—or better, depending on how you like it. Six showerheads, one bench, zero privacy. Bodies everywhere: hairy chests, farmer-tanned arms, asses of every shape, cocks swinging soft or half-chub from the heat. Water’s scalding at first, then ice-cold when someone flushes a toilet two rooms over. Everyone yells “FUCK!” in unison, then laughs. Soap gets passed around like a joint—same bar, ass to armpit to face, nobody cares. Guys scrub each other’s backs without asking, big soapy hands sliding over muscle and scar tissue. Lather runs down cracks, over balls, drips off the head of your dick while you rinse.Shaving’s the last ritual. Mirrors fogged solid, so you wipe a streak with your palm and lean in close. Razor in one hand, the other pulling skin tight. Jawlines, necks, sometimes chests if the first sergeant is feeling extra salty. You’re cheek-to-cheek with the dude next to you, breathing his breath, smelling his pits, watching stubble scrape away under cheap foam. Someone always nicks himself and bleeds into the sink—bright red swirling with water and spit.
And yeah, the whole room knows it stinks. They love it. That smell means you’re all in it together: same shit, same sweat, same hard-ons, same mission. It’s disgusting and intimate and alive. You walk out smelling like bleach, balls, and brotherhood, dick finally soft, ready to go raise hell with the same nasty bastards you just watched take a dump ten minutes ago.
That’s the real smell of the military. Not gun oil. Not jet fuel. It’s that latrine at dawn, and every one of them is addicted to it.

Jerkin' off to the stank of his stained briefs

                                                    He is known as a self-stink masturbator.

 

"Could you smell what I had for lunch?"

 

Lots of sniffing with minimal licking. This man knows it's best to refrain from tasting cockhead, balls and butthole until he's fully sampled the personal odors of superior men. They treat him well and lovingly feed him assfunk while calling him a "good boy."

The whole fart song with random ripe pics

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Men stink. All men are nasty gassy pigs. You're a dude. Bros who fart together, stick together.

Your farts stink, because you're a man.

"Dude, your farts fuckin' reek!"

 

Str8 Farters and the Brotherhood of Belchers: The birth of my fart fetish

 I compiled a group of fart clips of str8 guys showing off their gassy ways, including a few loud belches. Guys like this were part of my teenage awakening to male raunch that was fun and disgusting for me at the same time. Needless to say, it was the birth of my ass sniffing and fart fetish.

The video is over an hour and 3 Gigs which is way too big for Google, hence the link

I love these guys. Go ahead a click for some hot stink and loudness.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Sz9TBy-YZ5UW7Qhdzd06ZRytyaDfQ7JS/view?usp=drive_link

Here's an accompanying audio file to play with it:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KN7Eh4l5788GEeGMDqpXY-KBH_0ByYt-/view?usp=drive_link

Men, admit that you're proud of your loud and smelly farts. No shame. Let 'em rip!

We all do it anyway, why not get together, fart, joke and stink about it? (at least). In the bedroom, at the gym, inside a rank sex club, a dank shithouse, or out with our friends, it's all natural and fun(ny).

 

The doc asked you to sniff at his stinky pits, smelly asshole, musky balls and manly ass ditch as part of his "sensory" exam.

 Today, he's testing your sense of smell.  Can you tell?  His foot stink is next.

"I love a stinky meaty hole so much!" (and so do I) 6 clips, same sniffer, different shitholes

He knows exactly what he likes, and doesn't rush to clean the manfunk from the shithole.  Even after licking, the sniffing continues. He enjoys everything about a good-looking man from pits to shithole, from balls to toes, and appears in several other videos on this blog sucking and sniffing cock, feet, and pits.  A man that I admire very much.

Musky buttholes and fur coat his beard for the rest of the week. Sniffin' shithole has its stinky benefits, brothers. I do it every time I'm about fuck a stinkhole, and then he can smell and taste his butt on my nose and beard as we kiss while my musky penis takes a deep plunge into his craphole.

Therapist gives up on you, so get your face in his ass to compensate for wasting his valuable time.

Admittedly he does nothing for your self esteem, but you walk out with the funk of the man's moist smelly hairy butthole all over your probing nose, so it's worth it (until your next appointment).

Fart on my Dick, a country song for male-on-male dick farting.

 

"Fart on my dick, guess that's just my reputation...let me feel your vibration."

"You smell that when I lifted up my legs?"

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Good old-fashioned blow job with sperm released

 

Foot and pit pigs unite to celebrate a whole lotta sweat, spit and manstink pleasure

Boy with smelly socks and hairy ankles shows off his furry ass as his balls bounce

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Frat house fun with internal cum

 Why pull out?

Dad and boy take care of each other until a load is dropped into the boy's rectum

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Two buddies share the shithole of a 3rd

 

One buddy licking anus while playing stink finger with another bungus.  I like this idea.

Dad's jockstrap usually stinks,and the boys know it.

There's so much good in this short video about jockstrap sniffing.



I like the fact that dad still wears a jockstrap (looks like the old-school BIKE #10) and that the boys have already sniffed it in the past, and they know that it should probably stink this time around.



Hot dad.  And dad washes his own strap. Where is mom? Too disgusted to wash it herself?



Bet the pouch smells a little cheesy and the rear strap has a ton of stale ball sweat, and of course, anal musk and funk residue, mixed with dark curly pubic and ass hairs (until it gets washed).



Next time, the boys will know what to do.

Lucky top gets a face full of ass (Have your ass and eat it too)

 

As a top, I can always relate to this 3-way as I fuck a meaty ass and eat one too.

After-hours group bar fuck 'n suck is too good not to share

 

Hairy manly fucking all night

Hear them sniff and moan as they plant noses in anus while licking hairy ripe taint and balls

 

Savor the funk of your manly dude's butthole as you eat balls.

Some guys can't brag enough to their women about...

... how bad their farts smell

 

He's got to inhale this manly-ass funkhole, rub his face in it, and then clean it out

 

Nick is one of the most expressive ass sniffers I'm aware of.  Sniff it, inhale it, rub nose around, get it all over face and then give in nose-deep into the hairy manly funk that is this bear's anus.

One on the cock, one on the shithole, and one on the balls... (2 clips)

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Hairy Artist's ass is all gas

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Cleaned after a long gym session of sweat and smelly man farts

 

Hot musk in his face, hot cock in his mouth. This dude needs a pit-licker to top it all off.

Gapping anus farts in pig's mouth as pig tells buddy to "Push it out."

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