He Grunts It All Out

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Updated: Dude Savors His Odiferous Anus... (5 clips)

...while telling the whole world how good it smells. Click to: Check his TUMBLR site

Real Men Wear Dirty Underwear (Clorox Survey)

Real Men Wear Dirty Underwear <<Click this to read Clorox article>>



A survey by Clorox (link above) found that nearly half of all men have no problem wearing clothes (including underwear) several times before washing them.  (Were you surprised?) 

Two guys strip in the locker room before heading to the showers.  This is their brief conversation:

#1 "I'm gonna have to take these workout clothes home and wash 'em." <sniffs his pits> "Whew!"

#2 "Yeah, these are my lucky ones; I wear 'em 3-to-4 weeks straight. Comes in handy. Never have to bring 'em."

#1 "Yeah, well, you got shitstains in your underwear?" <Smirks>

#2 "Lucky shitstains."

SNL did a joke skit based on the real phenomena that "real men" need special underwear to take care of their "manly" situation.

 

Dude, it's called a shithole and it stinks

Yep, it's a dude's shithole, just admit it, stuck your nose up as far as it will go, rub it around a little, and then enjoy the male stench all day long. Never insult it with female references.