Two guys strip in the locker room before heading to the showers. This is their brief conversation:
#2 "Yeah, these are my lucky ones; I wear 'em 3-to-4 weeks straight. Comes in handy. Never have to bring 'em."
#1 "Yeah, well, you got shitstains in your underwear?" <Smirks>
#2 "Exactly. Lucky shitstains, bro."















