Ass gas triggers a dude's fuck instinct

Sometimes it's the stench of the locker room after a sweaty basketball game, other times it's the smell of another dude's farts as he takes a piss and a dump. No matter what the trigger, guys need 

to manifest their instinct to sniff a gassy shithole and fuck, even if its just to hump the bed.

Clueless St8 Dude with Dirty Dumphole/Fingernails

Straight dude warns the photographer as he strips that he's "all hairy" (as if that matters), but doesn't seem to know or care that his hairy ass ditch could use a thorough and manly wipe.



Apparently the photographer doesn't mind the unwashed state of the man's bungus, as he sets the video into slow-mo so as not to miss out on any dirty detail of this furry fucker's unshowered shitter (and bonus dirty finger nails).

His Hairy Anus Pulses and Protrudes

Eat the stink from his crack!

Dude proudly shows off his hairy anal region while sniffing his pits and unloading his seminal fluids. Afterwards, he continues to pulse his anal sphincter, play a bit of stink finger, and then rubs the funk from his ass onto his foot.  I really wanna stick my dick into the dark recesses of his shit chute and unload sperm after watching this.

American Soldier Eats Buddy's Stinkin' Foot

He pretends not to like it, but we know that he does, because he licks his buddy's ripe foot from heel to toes, tasting the foot stench and toejam along the way. (He calms himself by lighting a cigarette afterwards, LOL.)

Swappin' Pit Stench

Two dudes smooch while swapping one dude's pit stink between their tongues and fingers. This is my kind of foreplay. Eat man stink!

He's playing stink finger with his crotch

That's it man, finger your balls, maybe rub those digits lightly against your own shitter hole and then catch a whiff of your own fine man raunch.

Sean sniffs his aromatic pits, shithole and feet

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He Grunts It All Out

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Updated: Dude Savors His Odiferous Anus... (5 clips)

...while telling the whole world how good it smells. Click to: Check his TUMBLR site

Real Men Wear Dirty Underwear (Clorox Survey)

Real Men Wear Dirty Underwear <<Click this to read Clorox article>>



A survey by Clorox (link above) found that nearly half of all men have no problem wearing clothes (including underwear) several times before washing them.  (Were you surprised?) 

Two guys strip in the locker room before heading to the showers.  This is their brief conversation:

#1 "I'm gonna have to take these workout clothes home and wash 'em." <sniffs his pits> "Whew!"

#2 "Yeah, these are my lucky ones; I wear 'em 3-to-4 weeks straight. Comes in handy. Never have to bring 'em."

#1 "Yeah, well, you got shitstains in your underwear?" <Smirks>

#2 "Lucky shitstains."

SNL did a joke skit based on the real phenomena that "real men" need special underwear to take care of their "manly" situation.

 

Dude, it's called a shithole and it stinks

Yep, it's a dude's shithole, just admit it, stuck your nose up as far as it will go, rub it around a little, and then enjoy the male stench all day long. Never insult it with female references.

Updated: Dude invites you to smell, piss in and fuck his hairy stinkhole (2 videos)

2nd video from same dude

Just back
from the gym, this man tells you about his sweaty smelly hairy hole,
and then plays stink finger with his anus, first sniffing, and then tasting a
sample of his own ripe man raunch.  He asks you to
stick your big fat cock inside and piss while he's watching bareback chem
porno.  Man, I want to stick my nose
right inside that musky moist shithole, and let those big balls bounce around on my face.

Another dude who is a bit lax in hygiene

Click the photos to get a larger view. You'll see why it smells like ass in here.

"Get ready for my pink dirty hole."

"Smell it, bitch!"

Yeah, it looks like he be ripe!

Time for a stink check.

Forced to Sniff Fetid Fart Odors and Foot Stench

Of course, the dude inhaling the rank funk wants it, forced or not. He lives to exist on the top dude's fumes.

Bubble-Ass Dude Finds Hygiene a Challenge

Looks like he might stink.



Towards the end of his webcam session, this str8-identified dude reveals his challenge, as the more he spreads that perfect set of full cheeks, the riper it appears to get as he pucker is pulled wide open.

No problem, he's not gonna get fucked, so there's really no need to keep his shithole pristine.  He can air out his ass in my bedroom any time he wants and mix it up with my funk, since I'm a top and don't have to be pristine either.